I can think of many ways that people can argue over toilet paper, but none is so polarizing than whether you "roll over" or "roll under."
Cottonelle knew such a question would get plenty of opinions. Indeed, they conducted a Roll Poll.
Not surprisingly, my side won.
Yeah, that's right. I am a roll-over!
It was with passion for my roll-over-ness that I gladly decided to participate in Mom Central's blog tour about Cottonelle. After all, I love validation, and who is to turn down free toilet paper, particularly soft and fluffy paper like Cottonelle?
Whenever I change the roll, you better believe I make sure the end "rolls over." It just looks neater that way, and more accessible. I mean, really, how can you grab a square if its stuck to the back part of the roll? Plus, if you tug too hard on a "roll under" it can keep pooling onto the floor, whereas a "roll over" pretty much stops itself from getting out of hand (depending on your dispenser, of course.) What's more, a "roll over" enables me to do the "hotel maid tuck-under" that I've been known to perform when in other people's restrooms just to keep the place classy, mind you. It started as a joke in a very expensive home, but has now become my calling card. (hotel maid tuck-under pictured at right)
My family doesn't seem to have a strong "roll-over or roll-under" preference. How do I know? Well, they don't even bother to change the roll. The empty cardboard tube remains on the dispenser, while a fresh roll is on the counter, or on the back of the toilet. For them, I guess it is "as long as the roll is remotely accessible, we're good." Ah, the pitfalls of living in a household of men boys.
When I agreed to post about Cottonelle, I didn't realize that my cupboard actually already had a package of "Roll-Over Cottonelle" inside. Lucky me, I got to add to my stash, with a free-for-review pack.
The new Cottonelle is stronger and softer. Plus it has a cute little puppy on the package, successfully rolling-over. Mmmm, cute puppy!
The result of the poll wasn't even close: Over 72% of those polled indeed roll-over. Join the majority, and get your hands on some Roll-Over Cottonelle to help you in your quest towards bathroom-awesomeness-domination.
Thank you Cottonelle for making me feel good for my choices, from top to... er.... bottom.
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Disclaimer: I wrote this review while participating in a blog campaign by Mom Central on behalf of Cottonelle and received a sample to facilitate my candid review. Mom Central will send me a gift card to thank me for taking the time to participate. The words above are my own.
